At the Mt Maunganui market, an old man stopped at my stall and told me something very strange. I didn’t really believe him at first.

Abducted by aliens, you woke up in another world.

You got tested and inspected. Aliens are interested in a lot of information. 

3 bowls, 3 spoons, 1 frying pan, and 1 pot.  No drama dinner for 3. It was a nice evening. Everybody was too lazy to bother cooking.